Shot on location at the stunning Flappers Comedy Club in downtown Burbank.
"PULLED PORK" LYRICS:
Now my ass is gonna get just a little passionate
And when you're done havin' it
You're gonna want an antacid
From appetizers to hors d'oeuvres to entrees
A food parody song full of double entendres
Like "My Dinner With Andre" to "Boys on the Side"
To "Eating Raoul" like those boys from "Alive"
I take a joy ride through a fast food drive-thru
Salivatin' at what this crass dude might do
Don't give me no sliders cause I'm gonna want some more
We like to 69 cuz we're both carnivores
I wanna meet meat, pork loin....and knock wurst
Forget cold seconds, yo, give me hot firsts
From jerk to po' boy, I get crazy joy
Like Jeffrey Dahmer munchin' on an Asian boy
Like a mechanical pencil, my tongue is prehensile
So screw using utensils......
Let's hear it for pulled pork!
Who needs a fork when you can pull pork.
Yes you can pull pork
What is meat made of
Sharing meat is the gift of love
No need for a meat glove
Let's hear it for Pulled Pork Pulled Pork PULLED PORK
This song is rare but well-done, yo it's the full spectacle
Give me Rocky Mountain oysters or bull testicles
A chili cook-off festival I follow my goal
Like a porn star I'm gonna swallow it whole
From Cheetos or Fritos, yo I don't eat those
I would do anything for love, and anything for meat-loaf
Doritos are dry. Fried rice I tried
Give me a beef stir fry and the cream of Sum Yung Guy
Don't give me no tofu or I'm gonna hurt a chump
I'm not gonna toss your salad, But I am gonna work the rump
It's a little exotic, yeah I tend to get erotic
Suck down a whole bratwurst, sh*t I just brat it
Vegetarian? Not it. Vegans? I'll never join.
Like Elvis Presley, I love me tenderloin
If you're alone and not Jewish, say good-bye to your health.
You can pull your pork yourself!
Meat-eaters, make some noise! Carnivores in the house. Fellas - wave your meat in the air.
Ladies - keep your meat down there.
Top of the food pyramid. One food group y'all...... less>>